All Hail The FISHMANGO!

I FUCKING HATE SERBIA and SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 02:22:47 GMT

I am sorry I havent updated in so long. Its not like anyone actually reads this anyways because no one gives a shit about my worthless existence but please let me continue. Believe it or not I had access to no computer for three months because my fucking fat piece of shit father refused to pay my 20 dollar a month AOL bill. I have no credit card so i could do nothing about it. I wanted to take that disgusting obese piece of slime and put him in a fucking fat man's blender. Twenty dollars a month such bullshit thats like no money, but you know how cheap Serbians are. Fuck I hate Serbia. Visiting it over winter break was awful. God must of had a diearrea and the splat that came out is Serbia. The entire country is a fucking shanty town. So were staying in a nice hotel. So nice that it had a fucking dirt floor. There was one god damn bathroom for my floor. I walk into the bathroom at 3 AM because I have to take a bad shit. There is a hole in the ground a rope hanging from the cieling. I have to fucking hold onto the rope and shit standing up. To make matters worse there is shit all over the floor from people missing and I of course had no shoes on like a moroon. The next day we eat the "american" breakfest which is one egg sunny side up and a piece of toast. I didnt know you could fuck up toast but they managed to. I fucking cut a piece open of the bread and slid the egg inside that way it looked like i ate the egg. I lost 9.9 lbs in that fucking country. The worst part is how my cousin challenged me to a wrestling competition. Do i look like a fucking wrestler. He basically picked me up and threw me in a pile of mud and kicked me for no reason. I guess he didnt like americans? And the entire country smells like a fucking landfill. No joke it is the smelliest fucking place ever. Alright im getting sick thinking about that piece of shit.

MY ONE PATHETIC FRIEND

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 00:05:34 GMT

When i said I didnt have any friends I was lying. I actually have one friend. He is pictured below and his name is Hal. He is a bigger looser than I am. The only reason i hang out wtih him is because i seem cool when next to him. He has a more fucked up life than I do so its fun to make fun of how his sister is in an insane asylum and how his mom is addicted to crack. He gets so mad but it cracks up me everytime NO PUN INTENDED LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT IM DEPRESSED AND HERE IS WHY!

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 06:43:34 GMT

Sorry its been such a long time since i updated. I know no one even reads this anyways because i am a looser and have no friends. I hurt myself so badly today. I dont know why im telling you this but since im a fat, smelly, looser and depressed no on will know anyways. The other night I got into a car accident and glass flew into my eyes. That was the worst. So there are all these bandages on my eyes so i cant see. (thats why i havent updated in a while they are off now thank godszzzzzzzzzzz!) Ok so my parents arent home and im sitting at home bandages on my eyes and im hungry so i hoble my way to the kitchen. I step on liquid which i thought was water near the fridgarator and bend down for a closer inspection to smell to make sure it was water. I slip and land in it. At that moment i knew what i was in. MY DOG FUCKING HAD DIARRIA ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. I got a face full of dog diarrria. So i run to the bathroom to try to wash off my face and i vomit all over the nice Croatian rug on my way to the bathroom. Finally i rinse of my face but IM NOT allowed to take of mmy bandages so the smell of diaria is on my eye bandages. My comes home and rushes me to the hospital to get rid of the poop and new bandages. THAT WAS THE WORST EXPEREICEN OF MY LIFE> it made me want to die. And i sign out being depressed.

This is my bean bag chair of a mother

Sat, 15 Nov 2003 19:55:33 GMT

Ok here is a picture of my beast / mother. She is part of my fucking problems. If she was never born Id never be born and i would be happy because i would not be alive therefore I wouldnt be depressed! ITS GENIOUS. But in all honesty my mom is disgusting and who the fuck would name their daughter sunny. One day i was sitting next to the asian girl i like in my calc class and i hear a knock on the door. I didnt think anything of it until java the hut walked through the door aka my mother. Shes like my little alfred forget his lunch in her stupid fake english accent. Everyone was laughing and pointing at me. Especially the asian girl. She is like damn i thought my dog was fat your mom is a fucking disgusting pile of lard. I didnt know ladies spoke with such dirty language. I felt so bad and ran to the bathroom and cried all day. I leave now being depressed and hating my mountainess mother, sunny.

Man icey roads suck

Thu, 13 Nov 2003 02:23:13 GMT

Ok Ok Ok. Why three oks you might ask. Ill tell you. The first Ok is for how Im doing. The second Ok is for all the homework I have to do. And the third OK is the truth about how depressed I am and everything is not fine. Today I went out for a walk on the icey road and I was thinking. Wouldnt it bet better if i didnt have to walk and could just slide across everything. So began to run and pick up speed and because I am a complete clumsy jackass piece of shit i fall right on my ass. I didnt know it was possible to break an ass but I think I may of because it hurt so badly. Its all black and blue even when there are no dingle berries on it. LOL GROSSSSSSSS! Sorry had to through that one in. Ok final Ok is that there is bad news on the asian girl situation i shall call her code name "ripple" because she makes a ripple in my heat everytime she walks by.

So there I was me and the doorway.

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 19:15:26 GMT

There is this freaking doorway at school that is straight up the worst. This freaking door never opens. It is opened a crack so you think it will open but when you push on it the door doesnt open. So im running cause im late to class and I see the doorway cracked open. Not thinking i run to push it open. The door doesnt move so the front of my head hits the door and then i fall on the ground with the back of my HEAD hitting the ground. My scalp buts wide open and there was blood everywhere. I needed 51 stiches to tie that bad boy back together. Im okay now just got home from the hospital. I had to share the room for a night with someoen who got an arm amputed. Talk about grossey mc grosserson. O well its not like i had anything to do anyways and i got out of calc for one day but now i have so much homework. Now i feel depreseed as usual.

Fri, 07 Nov 2003 03:46:33 GMT

If you look belowm you'll see a sexy picture of my halloween costume. This asian girl i like is big hello kitty fan so i dressed up as hello kitty sexily on halloween to impress her. She liked it but i got made fun of so much i will never live it down. The worst was when i was walking by the football team and the freaking doug weighing 250 lbs tackles me and says SAY MEIO KITTY! That football team here at glacia is crazy assholes. I hate them all. They can die and burn and hell but I like that asian girl and she liked my costume :)

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 04:16:08 GMT

I just put up a picture for all the ladies. I am a loser thats why I hold that sign. Sorry but i have few friends but I am sexy in a eastern european way

I hate my Serbian heritage.

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:39:51 GMT

Every day at school everyone reminds me of how America destroyed my Father's country. I never even fucking lived there and I have never even visited that shithole. Fucking Serbia. If one more kids says to me HAHAHAHAH WE BOMBES YOU! I will flip out and cry.

Welcome to My Journal

Mon, 03 Nov 2003 05:24:38 GMT

This is a topsy turvey world I live in. Welcome to my journal. I sexily invite you to join my depressing sadistic adventure which I call my life.